The plan was to go out and stop the war as fast as they could,
but the Ulga Sorority's Ulbrion assassins got in the way.
It was Erec's Incognito troupe who saved the day.
After becoming temporary allies, they make haste for Sarisariñama.
And right when it seemed that Kon's strange tactic
had actually stopped the war,
the Ulga Sorority's ultimate weapon awoke.
When Nagai-san does the narration,
this actually feels like a decent series (lol).
And with that, it's finally the last episode!!
Will peace be restored in the Mira world?
Achoo!
Hey, what the hell is that?
What is going on here?
That's Taulepton's trump card, his secret weapon.
Forezo...
What the hell is that thing?
Figure it out.
It's the Ulga Sorority's ultimate weapon.
I never would've thought they could produce something so huge.
Just goes to show they're not a respectable religion.
So what are you going to do?
Anybody got a plan?
I heard that the archbishop planned to exterminate
both the empire's and Jugglaburk's troops in one swoop.
I guess none of us imagined they had prepared something this huge.
It's beyond anyone's expectations.
Hey, Mysty.
Can't you use your powers and do something?
Nope.
I thought you were an Ixion!
There must be some kind of secret technology,
or some Alma Mecha you could use!
You shouldn't be so stingy!
I'm sorry, but I can't.
Do you wanna save the world or not?!
Go on, Forezo!
Listen up, you pieces of garbage.
Get ready for total world domination!
Either way, I can't just stand back and watch.
To arms!
Yes, sir!
Now hang on!
You really think you can take that thing on?
You want me to sit around and watch with my thumb up my butt?
Well, will you at least consider the size of that thing?
If you think of him as human-sized,
that makes us smaller than fleas!
Even if he gives his best,
the most a flea can do is make a human itch!
In other words, the chances of us taking him down
are about the same as the chances of me going out with Mayuyu!
Why can't you see that? You idiot!
DT, you're forgetting something.
We're not just ordinary humans.
We're Hyperion, and just the right beings for a miracle.
Don't you agree?
Truer words could not be spoken, Erec-sama.
Pu-lease!
I mean, really?!
You're encouraging him?
You should be doing the opposite!
This truly is a once-in-a-lifetime gamble.
My fate is aligned with Erec-sama's.
Then let's go!
The fate of the world lies in our hands!
Wait.
You can try, but you can't stop us.
That's not it.
If you're going to try to take him down, aim for his little toe.
That's what I'd aim for.
Consider the size of it, huh?
All right.
Prepare to attack!
Focus your attacks on his right foot's little toe!
Yes, sir!
Us, too!
Let's go!
Yeah!
Post-Show Cabaret Girl Makeout Session Thunder!
What the hell is that attack supposed to be?
Isn't it a little early to ad-lib?
When I Get Drunk I Talk Like a Girl Thunder!
Hey, you're just saying lines now,
those aren't even special move names anymore!
Pepipopiplague, Periperiperi, Come Out Alma,
Or Something Like That Thunder!
Hey, the last time you said that spell, it was different!
And what's with the thunder?
Go, Calibre!
No special name for this move!
Hurt Me More!
Thunder!
Take It Or Leave It!
Kitty Meow Meow!
Thunder!
Stop saying them together!
This is supposed to be a big show!
You think anything goes as long as you say thunder, don't you?!
Take that!
No way.
He's not hurt at all?!
So that's it, huh?
He can't even feel pain?
You can't give up!
If we Hyperions give up, the world is done for!
Erec-sama!
Um, so he's kind of looking at us.
This is not good.
Hey, what do you think you're doing?!
It's wicked pissed!
I said, don't give up.
Forezo!
Hey, Forezo!
Who gave you permission to grow so friggin' big?!
Fore?
What?
He stopped moving!
You know what you are?
A huge nuisance! Your very existence is a huge nuisance!
I mean, you take one step and
it's like you screw up the whole neighborhood!
What do you have to say for yourself?
You think going "foooo" is going to cut it?
What is that supposed to mean anyway?
Because your name is Forezo, you have to go "foooo"?
Is that a joke?
Do you have that little confidence in yourself?
Or do you think you can just do what you want, because you're big?
Oh, got you, huh?
Then why don't you try using real words for a change?!
Foooo...
Don't try to use freaking "fooo" to express every emotion!
Gimme a break!
You're not some character from Ikue!
The least you could do is twist the Merumeru character!
You moron!
What?
When the going gets tough, you get quiet?
You think I'm going to let you get away with that?
You think if you keep quiet we'll just let you do whatever you please?
Is that what you really think?
Now listen up, you turd.
You think that's enough, to speak only when you're spoken to?
Can you even think for yourself?
You going to let the others do the talking and the thinking for you?
So what, if somebody told you to die, you'd do it?!
You'd just die right then?! Huh?!
What do you have to say about that, Fore-chan?
Huh? You telling me that you're all right with that?
You're really telling me that you're all right with that?!
Um, thank you.
And my apologies.
He can actually talk?!
I see, you say you're sorry.
So you're actually repenting.
Yes, I am.
If sorry was enough, we wouldn't need store detectives!
Uh, well. Well then, what can I do?
Forezo, onward!
Who would've thought he could
actually subdue even the Ultimate Weapon just by talking?
If we look at the results alone,
does that make him the hero who saved our world?
Well, that's our Kon for ya.
Talking was always his only real strength.
The reason I chose Kon
was because of his powerful Hyperion abilities.
How long have you been there?
I just got here.
I see.
Shall I continue?
Of course!
Well then...
But he didn't actually use those abilities even once.
After he came to this world,
I was hoping that he would become the ultimate warrior.
Just like he did in that game.
However, he betrayed my expectations
and didn't use his Hyperion powers, thus keeping his hands clean.
Stop, stop!
I'm scared, Naboton is so scared!
Kon used the sophism so common in today's youth,
and argued with this world.
Thus he proved that the power of words is even mightier
than the power of the Hyperion.
Who are you again?
I'm your Minister of State!
So yes, the end result is that he did save our world.
So what you're trying to say is that this was all unexpected, even for you.
Well, that's Kon for you, huh?
Did we expect anything else?
He's the man who exceeded even the Ixion's expectations!
One thing's sure, he's one of a kind!
Quite right!
Hey!
I got the senile geezer and Nosehair!
On that day, after the battle,
a peace treaty was signed by the empire and
Jugglaburk's anti-empire forces.
Your Excellency!
This way please!
What is the meaning of this?
How could Forezo be taken by the enemy?!
Your Excellency, the technology is still in our hands.
We can still create a second Forezo.
You're right.
We'll let them have this round, but our ambitions will most definitely—
Your Excellency!
Do you really think you can achieve them?
What are you doing here, Erecpyle?
Your Excellency!
No, Taulepton.
I am fully aware that you are the true instigator behind all this!
What are you talking about?
I...
Silence!
All of your ambitions have come to light!
But your days of planning evil deeds have come to an end!
Get him!
Sorry about that, scumbag.
Prepare yourself!
The crisis was averted.
After that, the king cited health reasons and abdicated,
and a new king was crowned.
Nabokov's perversions came to light, and after losing his standing
he transferred his powers to his nephew.
Archbishop Taulepton was tried and lost everything.
As for the Ulbrion, they were set to hard physical labor.
Following Kon's suggestion, Forezo moved to an uninhabited island.
And then...
Do we really need to do this?
Of course!
This score has to be settled!
I already told you.
We can just be even-steven.
In fact, I'd be happy if you just forget about it.
You think I can do that?
I can't move forward until we have our fight!
Not even a single step!
A famous general once said that trans people do not need to fight...
Enough speeches!
Get ready!
All right, DT!
We're going to settle this once and for all!
Let's protect Kon!
Roger!
Sorry, Princess.
We won't let you go!
Stop stealing our lines!
Oh no!
They can't stop him!
Desperate times call for desperate measures!
It's the Ultimate Final Pet Weapon! Go!
I'm betting everything on you!
No!
Not going to happen!
DT!
ED!
This is for my son!
Prepare yourself!
Erec, wait!
Sis!
When you say "my son," do you mean that one?
Speaking of, you're not married yet, right, Erec-sama?
So what, a love child?
How dare you keep something like that from me?
Shut up!
This has nothing to do with...
You're wrong!
I...
By wrong, which one are you saying is wrong?
By son, do you mean...
Yes.
I mean that son.
Is it true?
Erec-sama has...
Erec-sama's son...
...has no balls?!
I knew it!
Then you and Kon have nothing to fight about!
Don't be ridiculous!
It's his fault that I lost Emilia!
It's okay.
You can get those balls back.
What are you saying?
I've decided to stop being both sides.
I will gift you my balls.
That's impossible!
Once balls have been lost, they can't be attached again.
Yes, they can.
Ixion technology is way too convenient!
What's this development supposed to mean?
We can't even get in a word in here.
Sis...
Should we do it right now, Marian?
Of course.
Is that okay, Erecpyle?
Yeah.
Let's begin.
So now I...
That feels so smooth!
They're both... They're both there.
This is the secret way of the Ixion!
It's a miracle!
Or just lucky happenstance.
Congratulations, Erecpyle.
I am in your debt.
Emilia!
My son...
My balls are back!
So now what?
Looks like you've wracked up a new debt.
Erec-sama...
How heart-wrenching...
We no longer have a reason to fight, isn't that right?
You should be grateful towards her.
She saved your life, DT.
Will you please stop calling me that?
Because it looks like now I'm going to lose my DT.
So let's get to it, Mysty!
Now just a...
I'm going through a new door!
Hey...
I want you to take my DT.
I can't.
Yes, you can!
What are you saying?
You said if I saved the world, you'd take my DT.
What I mean is that I can't do it here.
Then where?
Where can you do it?
Where will you take it, then?
I'll go to your room later.
Is that all right?
You swear?
Of course.
I won't forgive you if you lie to me.
Don't worry.
I'm going to keep my promise.
Believe me.
Okay.
But you promised!
Sorry, Kon-kun.
Ixion aren't capable of that.
All right, everyone!
I know this is sudden, but I'm going back to my own world.
Thanks for everything.
Hey, Mysty!
What was that?!
You're just going to make him disappear?
At least let us say goodbye!
S-Sorry.
Huh?
Hey, Kon!
Princess...
Princess!
What the hell are you doing?
Shut up, slave!
Closing this chapter with a punch!
Princess...
Let's shake hands again in ten years.
You idiot.
How can you say something like that?
You better grow up to be a good woman.
You one-time divorcée.
Hey, old man!
Sis!
Pet!
I'm counting on you all to look after her.
Yeah.
You can count on us.
And you look out for you.
Erec, and everybody there.
Take care of this world!
I will.
Huh?
You're telling me I just fell over in my chair and passed out?
Damn, that was a long dream.
Felt like a good half a year went by.
Flora: I'm sorry, Kon-kun.
I know you were pretending to be someone else.
Ouch!
Ten years later, Kon still hadn't gotten rid of his DT.
And once again, he was summoned to the Mira world for a crisis.
"Ixion Saga DT Second."
Can you survive?
No, I won't do that!
At this point, a second season is not planned.
Ah, that was fun.
Should we have tried for another six months?
So...
'Till some other time!